Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
With their violence and pomposity
So fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
And praying to a sideways cross
So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
They don’t need to use a crutch ‘cuz they’ve got the wheelchair

Oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere
Oh my god there’s assholes everywhere
Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere